Michael Jackson Skin Cancer

A doctor found during a checkup that Michael Jackson had skin cancer on his body, and precancerous patches on his face. Michael just got over a nasty skin infection. We think Michael should get a full cancer screening because a weak immune system can indicate an underlying problem, such as cancer, or stress. Michael indicated this will not postpone his O2 Arena tour in London, because he really needs the cash, and he’s already spent some of it buying bizzarre statues.

Speaking of stress, Michael’s siblings are suing him because he his manager signed an agreement for Michael for a family tour, which prohibited Michael from a solo tour until after the family reunion tour.

We wish Michael a speedy recovery. He may be weird, but he does keep us entertained.