Michael Jackson Neverland Will Not go to Angelina and Brad

Reports earlier today said that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were interested in buying Neverland ranch before the bank foreclosure on the Michael Jackson past due mortgage. Sources said:

"Brad and Angelina are very interested in the property, and will be closely following any developments involving the Neverland Ranch."

A Jackson spokesman denied Jackson was ever in "default of the loan." Contrary to that statement, a foreclosure notice of default report was posted by Fidelity National Financial insurance company in Santa Barbara County, saying Jackson owed 23.2 million dollars on a 23 million dollar loan he took out in March 2006. The Jackson spokesman also said, "Mr. Jackson is in the final stages of refinance and will not lose Neverland Valley Ranch."

Jackson has been spending money like the government, except he doesn’t have his own printing press, so eventually he could end up living with his parents, or one of his sisters. When Michael dies Neverland will become a museum, and the owners will say it’s haunted by Michael’s ghost. Children under the age of eighteen will not be allowed inside unless they are accompanied by an parent or adult.