Memo to Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo: Too Late for a Secret Life

OK! Magazine’s cover line = mwah ha ha ha.
Belly laughs, all around.
This is their response to the naughty Jacuzzi pics?
Nick Lachey voluntarily allowed cameras into his home during his marriage with Jessica Simpson.
Vanessa Minnillo, besides being a famewhore in general, has been practically getting naked for publicity for years.
Oh…and Nick’s "over Jessica." Well, mentioning it once again certainly proves it, right?
Incredible.










He’s so adorable!
Good for him and Vanessa!!! He deserves it!
First of all, interviewers always edit stories. Who said he even brought it up in the first place? I’m sure Jessica’s name was brought up by the interviewer.
He and Vanessa did nothing wrong. I’m glad he’s found true love. He’s such a down to earth, nice, normal acting guy.
If only all of us girls were so lucky.