Megan Fox Should Look Into Laser Tattoo Removal

Dear Megan Fox,

You are stunning and the blogosphere is going crazy posting your pics and comparing you to a younger, hotter Angelina Jolie. (Blasphemers!) 

Though we agree that you are ridiculously good looking, please don’t allow the folly of your youth to impede your meteoric rise to superstardom. 

We noticed your forearm tattoo at the Transformers premiere in Sydney.  Is that the Material Girl on your forearm?  Were you in a biker gang?

We fear the image may not go over well in the flyover states.

There are many options available for erasing evidence of a puberty misspent terrorizing other, less-committed Marilyn Monroe fans at the mall.

Please look into it.

Most Sincerely,

Hollywood Grind