Maria Sharapova Caught in Crotch Shot Scandal

The picture above of Maria Sharapova, and her crotch, happens to be an exhibit in a lawsuit between a crotch shot loving CEO, and a former employee: TSG reports:

A top advertising executive who allegedly enjoyed photographing the crotches of unsuspecting females, snapped a close-up shot of Maria Sharapova’s nether region as the tennis star posed for a Canon camera ad. [...] Steve Biegel charges that he was fired by Dentsu Holdings, the giant Japanese advertising agency, after complaining about the photographic hobby of Toyo Shigeta, the firm’s CEO, who allegedly distributed the Sharapova photo to subordinates. Included as an exhibit to Biegel’s lawsuit…is the purported photo of Sharapova .. Biegel alleges, Shigeta "proudly" gave him an electronic copy of the Sharapova photo (which is now Exhibit B in the federal discrimination lawsuit). Biegel contends that while Sharapova was unaware that she was being photographed by Shigeta, he and the athelete’s makeup woman realized what was going on. Through a Dentsu spokesperson, Shigeta denied taking the Sharapova photo. The ad firm branded Biegel’s allegations "outrageous" and said it would file a counterclaim for libel and fraud.

Why would Steve Biegel even care if his boss took photos from a football field’s distance away or not of Maria’s crotch? With all the crotch shots of tennis stars all over the net, this guy’s credibility is in serious doubt. Steve seems pretty gay, and it seems he was just looking for an excuse to get back at his boss after he got fired for stealing snacks from the office lunchroom. He was never actually accused of stealing because I made that up, but it sounds like something he’d do, plus he’s never put the seat down after peeing in the ladies room.