Marcia Cross is the New Fire-crotch

Posted on October 30, 2006 at 9:49 am (PST)

Marcia Cross has been naughty, and someone has some nude pictures of her fire-crotch. The pictures reportedly came from Marcia’s own trash. Tisk tisk.

"There are some pictures of her showering outside," Schmidt tells us. "She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains."

Cross is demanding their return. Her lawyers argue that no matter where the photos were found, they are the copyrighted property of Cross and her husband, Tom Mahoney, who may have taken some of them. Cross’ attorneys maintain the photos were thrown out by mistake.

"The pictures were not stolen," says Schmidt. "When you throw something away, you forfeit that property. "We recognize the copyright issue, but U.S. copyright law stops at the border," he adds. Schmidt won’t say whether he’s ready to shop the shots abroad. "I’m not looking to mortify Ms. Cross," says Schmidt. "I just want the most money for my client."

If Marcia wants those pictures back she’s going to have to cough up the cash, otherwise, everyone will have them, including Hollywood Grind.