Madonna Gives it to Guy Ritchie with a Strap On

Most wives put on sexy lingerie to please their husbands on their birthday. To celebrate Guy Ritchie’s 39th birthday last night, Madonna reminded him she still wears the pants, and has a bigger d!ck. This must really do wonders for Guy’s masculinity. Here’s more:
Strap it on and slip it in!! 6″ dildo with adjustable waist and back strap to fit all sizes. Comes with perfectly positioned vibrating bullett to give the wearer clitoral stimulation whilst pleasuring her mate! Fitted with multispeed battery box, just adjust the vibration to suit, and then clip to the waistband for total hands free pleasure.
If Guy divorced Madonna, and someone asked, "Why did you leave her?" I would expect his response to be, "She thought I was a dick, and she had one."
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Madonna’s hands look huge but she’s not a big girl so perhaps she’s been working out with the thingie in her hand…in and out and in and out…
Wow does Madonna have Man Hands or What!
HaHaHaHa -!! What a sense of humor Madge has, she got you paperazzi good with this obvious prank! If she was a “user” of such toys, she’d have had it in a “plain brown paper bag”…like Angelina Jolie…..