Maddox Gets in Touch with His Manhood

Maddox has a bit of a love affair going on, but it’s not with mommy Angelina Jolie. Here’s more:

The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their adoption of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood’s ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.

Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled "I [Heart] My Penis."

"[Angelina] laughed and bought it," a witness told Us.

This makes me wonder who Maddox asked to be his Valentine this year.

Although I’ve never been to the ArcLight theater, my Penis is suddenly begging me to go.