Macaulay Culkin Looks Half Dead

Macaulay Culkin is only 31 years-old, and yet here he is posing with a fan while looking like the younger brother of Willem Dafoe. His manager says he is “in perfectly good health.” If I weren’t so gullible I’d think he was spending too much time home alone with meth and coke.
No matter how bad things get for Macaulay he’ll always be able to say he used to bang Mila Kunis.











