Lynne Spears Parenting Book Now a Memoir

The publishers of Lynne Spears parenting book realized that Lynne isn’t such a great mom, so they’ve repackaged her crap book as a "memoir." The book will have the same premise which is about what a great job she did raising, and making, her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn famous. They should just call it a "how-to" book. How-to make your daughters famous, and ruin their lives at the same time, with a testimonial by Dina Lohan.

The publisher blames the delay in the book on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Um, ya’think? Which is why they changed it to a memoir from a parenting advice book. The publisher spokesman Thomas Nelson said:

"Spears’s manuscript will not be a parenting book. It’s her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir."

Lorilee Craker, who actually wrote the book for Lynne, said:

"Lynne has had a dramatic life. People will be be very surprised to find out the kind of person she really is."

No one cares about Lynne Spears. If it wasn’t for Britney going nuts, and Lynne having a baby as a teenager, no one would even buy this book when it’s released this fall. As a memoir Lynne can talk about how she tried to save Britney, and was in the dark about Jamie’s underage sexual activities. She can make excuses, and still call herself a great parent.

No matter how Lynne tries to make herself look good, we all know it was daddy Jamie Spears who saved Britney Spears life.