Lohan vs Lohan

After Dina Lohan was honored as a "top mom" this week, her ex-husband, Michael Lohan, called the award from the Mingling Moms Organization "a joke." He’s dead on right. Michael said:

"Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court."

Note to Michael, courts care more about moms than dads, so waste your breath, but don’t get your hopes up. Michael adds:

"She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ’Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi."

The courts only care if Dina gets a DUI, but until then it doesn’t matter, at least to the court.

Michael complained that Dina missed their weekly family therapy appointment in order to attend the award ceremony Tuesday night in Bethpage, LI. He’s right again. Click here to see the video.

Dina called Michael’s "infantile." She said:

"He’s a loose cannon," she declared. "We speak to a therapist once a week and I’m not required to be there. My kids want me there, so I go. Obviously with our [TV] show and the event, [daughter] Ali and I reschedule."

Even though it matters to her kids, she attended the award ceremony instead. Priority number one is Dina, kids come second. Dina adds:

"I’ve allowed him visitation once a week, so I don’t understand why he’s doing this. He’s jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me."

Allowed? Is he the father, or just some guy off the street who wants to visit the kids because they smell nice?

Dina pulls the "I’m afraid of him" routine. Dina fears that Michael will now try to contact her directly. She says she has a restraining order against him until 2011 she thinks he’ll violate. She says:

"He’s using the media to talk to me," Dina said. "I’m getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he’s doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they’ll know if he comes anywhere near me. He’s on a mission to destroy me."

Dina is just afraid of the truth. The paparazzi got a hold of pictures that allegedly showed Dina and Lindsay allegedly using cocaine and alcohol while partying together several years ago. It’s surprising the family court doesn’t find Dina’s parenting dangerous to her childrens’ health and welfare.

At least Michael is trying to make things right, but he still has to deal with Dina’s abusive power and control issues, and a court that encourages Dina to keep driving a wedge between a father and his children, while she pimps the kids out in Hollywood.

Dina Lohan Mother of the Year! Hahahaha!