Lindsay Lohan Won’t Be Charged for Cocaine

Lindsay Lohan may not be charged for the cocaine police found in her blood, which was taken from her in the hospital after she ran her car into a palm tree scoring her a second DUI this year. It used to be people complaining that police weren’t doing their job, now they are, but the courts are handing down celebrity justice which means the evidence is thrown out, and the celebrity is free to go back to drinking and drugging. TMZ says:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office will NOT file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests.

We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.

That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she’d have to serve a minimum of four days in jail, and that beats prison, baby!

And we’re told Lohan’s mega-lawyer Blair Berk and prosecutors have been talking a lot and that spells a possible plea bargain.

Here’s what’s for sure: If Lohan is not charged with a felony, she is not required to attend Friday’s arraignment. If that’s the case, put money on it — Lindsay will be a no show.

This confirms my theory that tits have the power to change the world, and get hot chicks out of trouble. Wonder woman had a secret weapon called sex appeal. When she was losing a battle, she did what Lindsay does, just push her chest out, and once her foe was mesmerized she’d just walk away. The only positive side to all of this is seeing how pissed off Paris Hilton will be if Lindsay doesn’t even get a single day in jail, but instead enjoys nature walks in Utah.