Lindsay Lohan is creating a new book of sexy photographs of herself in a bid to transform her from teen star to Hollywood icon. The 20-year-old is keen to shed her image as a child actress and plans to show off a new raunchy side to her personality in the book, which will be called “Narcissist.” (Don’t forget histrionic)

Narcissism (self love) and histrionic are both mental/personality disorders, and most often exist together. Here’s a definition of histrionic:

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

* is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
* interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
* displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
* consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
* has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
* shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
* is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
* considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

Sounds exactly like Blohole.

She says, “It’s my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake. I think a woman’s body is so much more sensual than a man’s. I’m not saying strip off all your clothes, but there are certain photos I like people taking of me, where I’m comfortable. As long as it’s tasteful. Why not?”

So this is what Blohole has to do to get people to see her as a whore, since Playboy turned down her offer to pay them to pose naked for them.

What other slutty news is there about Lohan today. Let’s just get it all out of the way right now:

*Lindsay Lohan Has Her Eyes on British Prince*

Lindsay Lohan is planning to romance British royal Prince Harry when she takes up residence in London. The actress prefers Harry over his older brother Prince William because he is more rebellious, but she needs to clear her dating schedule first. (and check herself for active STDs)

The 20-year-old says, “Harry is definitely more my type. He seems more like trouble. I think I need to get other guys out of my system before I make my move on Harry.”

Unfortunately for Lohan, Harry is dating Zimbabwean student Chelsy Davy.

*Lindsay Lohan Is Happier With Curvy Figure*

Lindsay Lohan is happy to be back to a healthy weight and blames living in Los Angeles for her alleged eating disorder. The star, 20, hit the headlines last year with her skinny frame. And after realizing she was too thin, Lohan changed her lifestyle and has regained her curves. (She stopped using cocaine, started smoking pot, and gained weight. FYI: Los Angeles is the healthiest city in the US. Practically everyone is a health fanatic.)

The actress says, “Skinny’s not attractive. I’ve learnt that. (learnt = white trash slang for learned) I like having my breasts – naturally, I add! The papers said I had implants, then when I was really flat-chested they said I was anorexic and had them taken out. Truth is, I’ve got my boobs back because I’ve got healthier again and I’m so happy. People (in LA) were saying to me, you look really great, you’re really thin… My sister (told me I looked too thin).”

*Lindsay Lohan Misses Spending Time With Buddy Mischa Barton*

Lindsay Lohan is frustrated that she doesn’t get enough time off to see good friend Mischa Barton. Lohan, The former O.C. star Barton, and Nicole Richie, are part of a Hollywood friendship circle that shares a dislike for socialite Paris Hilton.

While Lohan is too busy working on movies to see her famous pals, Barton has more free time on her hands since leaving “The O.C.” earlier this summer. The actress says, “Mischa and I are friends, but we don’t get to hang out much. She has more time off.”

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