Lindsay Lohan To Be Sprung From Rehab Soon

Posted on June 15, 2007 at 6:15 am (PST)

Good times, right Linds?

The New York Daily news reports that Lindsay Lohan will be departing Promises any day now.

"She’s scheduled to be out of rehab by next week," a source says. "She’s taken rehab very seriously. She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day."

Cutting out all negative influences would be a really good idea.

And, Lindsay, please reconsider the talking to Dina every day. Co-dependence is an anchor that will drag you right down to rock bottom.

Didn’t they teach her anything in Promises, or Wonderland? Or did she not have the substance-abuse counseling, what with all the errands, trips to church, gym time, yoga, and networking.

The countdown to the Vegas birthday party and rebound back to rehab begins…NOW.