Lindsay Lohan Takes a Break from Utah Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is currently in rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah. Today she took a break to get a tan. This place is as free and loose about their rules as Promises. It doesn’t look like she’s been cleaning toilets. This is a Mormon run facility which probably has never had a Mormon as a patient. Mormons are not allowed to drink alcohol, do drugs, or even consume caffeine, so they indulge in a lot of sex to compensate. Unless Lindsay becomes a Mormon while in rehab, she’s going to relapse again. I just hope she doesn’t get to drive for at least a year. If she does drive, I hope it’s jumping flaming cars on a motorcycle where she can drive fast, but can only hurt herself.