Lindsay Lohan Stealing Jewelry Again
Lindsay Lohan was questioned by police after she brought several men to an all-night party, and the owners reported to police that those men stole valuable jewlry. She then left town to avoid looking suspicious. Police say she is not a suspect, which seems like the same old great police work we’ve become accustomed to.
Tomorrow’s headline: “Police arrest Lindsay Lohan for pawning stolen jewelry.”
Thursday’s headline: “Lindsay faces 3 years in state prison.”
Friday’s headline: “Judge orders Lindsay to serve 2 hours of community service for theft.”
Monday’s headline: “Lohan fails to show up for community service, judge says ‘Close enough.’”
Hey HG, missing persons called and wants to put your picture on a milk carton.
If I had a nickel for every new post HG has put up since 10/1, I’d have no nickels. HA HA HA HA!!!!
What do HG and Elvis have in common?
They’re both dead. ZZzzzzzzz……..
Give up duuche bag. You’re no good at this entertainment gossip thing. Go get another job.
You suck you suck you suck
It’s almost November. Are you ever going to update this site?
stealing jeweley again why is she stealing things that are not hers.
Are you not posting anymore? Haven’t seen anything new in a long time.
I’m just taking a break to work on some other projects. I’ll be back. (11:56 pm on October 10, 2012)
WAYYYYYY past october 10th, just saying.