Lindsay Lohan Sleeps with Italy

Lindsay Lohan had an even wilder time in Capri, Italy than first reported. Not only did she make-out with three different guys, but she took Dario Faiella back to her hotel room. Lindsay’s addiction to BHC just went into overdrive. There is also word she may be drinking again. Her lust for life, and all things naughty, is insatiable. Lindsay is the worst kind of addict. She’s got money, fame, and an endless supply of people who want to be her b!tch. Dario is so sexy, if you love hairy beer bellies. Lindsay will probably get a beer belly some time, and everyone will think she’s pregnant. If she does have a baby, it’ll need a dry martini and a cigarette in the morning before breakfast just like mommy … and grandma.