Lindsay Lohan Says the Black Kid Was Chasing Assistant’s Mom

Posted on July 27, 2007 at 10:06 am (PST)

TMZ has an incredible interview this morning with three men who say they were in the car that Lindsay Loahn basically stole when she was arrested Tuesday morning for DUI. They were at the party in Malibu with Lindsay when her assistant quit, sending Lindsay into a "rampage". They say Lindsay was drunk and possibly high at the time and she took their white GMC Denali and raced down Pacific Coat Highway at 100 miles per hour, running red lights and chasing her assistant. When they tried to grab the wheel and force Lindsay to stop, Lindsay said, "If you touch me I’ll sue you." When they asked her to stop and warned her they might get caught, Lindsay said, "I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f_ck I want." TMZ says:

The guys say Lindsay then began to chase (her assistant) at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

Dante realized the mother (of the assistant) was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."

It’s hard to imagine these three innocent looking guys involved in drugs or a high speed car chase, but they claim they were overpowered by the Freckled Terminator. They were probably just getting ready to go home because they needed to attend church early in the morning.

Lindsay is stupid enough to say something like "…I can do whatever the f_ck I want." It is a mystery though why she would force someone to give her their pants when they have cocaine in them. Why didn’t she just say "Give me your cocaine, I already have pants." The one big hole in Lindsay’s "the black kid was driving" story is the fact that she drove over one of the guy’s foot when he tried to get out.

Lindsay is really a Freckled Terminator from the future, but she’s a low tech outdated version and that’s why she uses cocaine as fuel, and chases cars with another car rather than on foot.

Click the link below to see parts 2, 3, and 4 of the video interview.