Lindsay Lohan Says Ali Lohan Can Handle Partying at Nightclubs

Lindsay Lohan has been taking her eager underage sister Ali Lohan to 21 and over nightclubs to party even during school nights, but Lindsay says Ali can handle it:

We’ve been seeing Lindsay Lohan drag her 15-year-old sister, Ali, around to various late-night events, and yeah, we do think it’s a little strange and probably not a good idea.

Well, turns out we’re wrong. According to Lindsay, Ali can handle it.

"She’s tougher than I am," Linds told Life & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister."

It’s too bad there was no one there to give Lindsay lessons on how to party responsibly, pass along awesome hand-me-downs or share practical skin care tips, otherwise things might have been a lot different. As such, Ali’s going to be a much better partyer.

Already, Ali’s got one thing going for her because she knows when to call it a night and do her homework…
"She’s really good about that," Lindsay says. "If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early."

The reason Ali is called minor is because she lacks the judgment to make decisions about going to 21 and over nightclubs with a sister that has been in-and-out of rehab as many times as McDonalds has served Big Macs. We shouldn’t be worried for Ali, because Lindsay is just teaching her the clubbing ropes. Going out on school nights is really not a big problem for Dr. Ali, because she is home schooled by genius mother of the year Dina Lohan. With a sister like Lindsay, and a mother like Dina, Ali will probably end up becoming the President of the United States or something great like that.