Lindsay Lohan Paid to Shop Dumps Riley

According to MSNBC all the extreme shopping Lindsay Lohan did over the Thanksgiving weekend was done on the clock. Reports say Lindsay was both paid to shop, and paid for the photos while she shopped. Her rep denies both claims. E! is also reporting that Riley Giles puts on a pouty face too much for Lindsay to handle, so upon returning to Los Angeles on November 25 Lindsay broke up with Riley. A source says Lindsay’s friend criticized Riley because he never paid when they went out. The dude is a snow boarder. That’s not even a real job for 99% of snowboarders. It’s all for the best. Lindsay needs someone who can keep up with her, like a pet rock that never argues, and when she gets tired of it she can throw it in a lake or something. She better start that rock collection soon before she gets itchy and starts thinking about lines of coke.