Lindsay Lohan Mugshot for DUI

Lindsay Lohan just turned herself in to be arrested and booked on Friday for a Beverly Hills DUI and reports that cocaine was found in her blood taken at the hospital after running her car into a tree. With all the money she just paid to bail herself out twice, she could have hired a secret service driver for a year. This second DUI they actually found the cocaine on Lohan, plus got her alcohol blood level. Nice work, now if only the courts can put her behind bars before she speeds through a school zone at 100 mph. Matt Lauer will probably interview the officer that got to physically search Lohan, so he can tells us if her boobs felt real or not.

The DUI Lohan was charged with a misdemeanor, but this time she is charged with a FELONY. Lohan is cancelling all public appearances including her Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight, and her movie premiere tomorrow.

Did anyone doubt that the alcohol monitoring bracelet was a scam?

Lohan was in rehab twice already. That was a lot of help. Money well spent.

I wonder who or what is going to get the blame for this:

Asthma
Depression
Parental Abuse
Sibling Rivalry
Sexual Abuse as a Child
The Media
The Papparazzi
The Catholic Church
My dead dog Bennie
Schizophrenia or Bi-Polar Disorder

Because you know there is no accountability and everyone but HER is to blame.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.