Lindsay Lohan Mistaken for Courtney Love

Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch in Los Angeles the other day when a fan started screaming "Courtney! Courtney!" A witness said:

"She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!"

According to some, that pale ex-druggie look is good for business.

John Englebert, who owns hotspots like Prime and Suzie Wong, has offered Lindsay $11,000 in cash plus a mink coat just like the one she stole borrowed. The cash and coat are being offered to help her settle a lawsuit brought by Masha Markova, from whom Lindsay took a mink coat without asking. Englebert made the offer because he says of Lindsay is a "great customer." I’m seeing visions of Studio 54.