Lindsay Lohan Loves Missionary Style

Relapsed and recovering addict Lindsay Lohan might become a missionary next February according to Michael Lohan. Michael said:

"She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along. Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims. Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable."

Michael still hasn’t learned that Lindsay is all talk and no action. Did she move to Utah like she said? Did she quit drinking? Could she be anymore bloated in this picture?

British actor Rupert Grint, Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies, said he ’can’t be bothered with airhead actresses.’ Rupert said he met Lindsay Lohan last summer and wasn’t impressed as:

"she talked about herself a lot." Grint went on to recall that, "She (Lindsay Lohan) said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Hahahaha! Go Rupert!