Lindsay Lohan Goes Crazy Over Missing Cell Phone

Lindsay Lohan went crazy last night after she lost her cell phone in New York City at the Mott Corner Deli. After walking out of the deli Lindsay realized she forgot her cell phone, so she went back inside.

Lindsay told the deli employee she left her cell phone in the store, and demanded it back. Not knowing who Lindsay was, the deli employee insisted on checking the security tape first before giving Lindsay the phone. Seems reasonable, but no Lindsay threw a huge fit and demanded that someone else in the deli call the New York Police Department for assistance, which they did.

When the cops finally arrive at 7:30 pm they said the situation had been resolved.

What did Lindsay have on that phone that she was so worried about losing? It’s not like she was going to miss any important calls, like offers for acting jobs.

We hear author Allison Burnett refused to cast Lindsay Lohan in the adaptation of her acclaimed novel Undiscovered Gyrl, because she felt the Lindsay’s troubled image would work against the movie. Burnett said:

“She (Lohan) is a wonderful actress, but her fame and baggage would only work against her.”

Miley Cyrus will be offered the role instead of Lohan.

The Burnett book is about a teenager blogging through her s*xual awakening. Sounds like something more appropriate for Miley anyway.

Keep that cell phone close by Lindsay, maybe someone will call you back on one of those fast food applications.

Lindsay sure is looking old and haggard these days, and she’s only 23 years-old going on 50. Drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes can really age a person quickly.