Lindsay Lohan Checks Out of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan checked herself out of the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah where she has been a patient since August 6, and may not being going back after her dental work as previously reported. Her father Michael Lohan is now at her side 24/7. I’m getting word that he even washes her back in the shower, in a very master servant sort of way. Dina Lohan is um, well, ah, no where to be seen, and hasn’t been seen since Lindsay checked into the Utah rehab. It’s unclear if Utah doesn’t have enough alcohol to support Dina’s partying, or if Lindsay is cutting out all the bad influences out of her life, including her enablers like Dina, so she doesn’t lose her career entirely. People says:

"She’s finished the program," one source says. "Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay."

Lohan was photographed Friday afternoon with her father Michael, who carried her suitcases, leaving Cirque Lodge. And Lohan is already gearing up for her return to work: A source says she has plans to start filming her tango-themed movie, "Dare to Love Me", in Los Angeles on Oct. 15. Plus, says the source, despite reports suggesting Lindsay is an insurance liability for film studios, Lohan has been insured for this film.

Lindsay knows this is her last chance to get herself together and stay in one piece. They gave her insurance to do the movie, and that’s the sign Hollywood wants her to succeed, as do we all. In the last few years Lindsay hasn’t done a single movie that has been a hit, and I won’t be seeing her new movie unless this "tango-themed movie" gets an X-rating, shows Lindsay in some sort of hardcore sex, and includes clowns and a pony, or just unicorns, because unicorns are sort of a walking phallic symbol.