Lindsay Lohan Cancels Birthday Party to Focus on Her Health…Seriously

Have a nuclear fallout shelter nearby?  Get there as fast as you can, as Armageddon is upon us.  That’s the only thing we can ascertain after hearing that Lindsay Lohan’s 21^st birthday celebration at PURE in Las Vegas has been cancelled.  Usmagazine.com broke the story today and, according to Linday’s rep, it’s old news.

“Lohan’s rep confirms to Us, ‘The party was canceled officially over 2 weeks ago. We were confused why PURE was even still promoting it. But lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100%.’”

Apparently, reps for PURE could not be reached for comment.  Most likely, they’re looking for their next train wreck.  We hear Britney’s searching for the ideal place to show off more of her lady bits, so this could be a match made in drunken child-star heaven.

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