Lindsay Lohan Arrested for DUI – Movie Cancelled

Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into police, who arrested and booked her, then released her on $30,000 bail yesterday at about 4 pm. Her booking only took about an hour. Police will only say her blood alcohol level was above the legal 0.08, and had previously said she had both alcohol and cocaine in her blood that was taken at the hospital. Lohan’s lawyers are trying to keep things quiet, but once a plea deal is reached, or the trial is over the details will become public information.

In the picture above Lohan was heading to an AA meeting this past weekend, but she wasn’t wearing her alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet. No one was checking the ankle bracelet anyway, so Lohan ditched the bracelet and decided to just face the cops before they came to her movie set and arrested her down the road.

Then again Lohan’s movie career may finally be over. Have any of the movies she done as an adult actually made any money at all? NO. What Lohan will be losing is her $4.5 million fee per movie.

Lohan was supposed to start filming "Poor Things" with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab. But last week, product vendors including GE and Dell computers, who had been promised placement in the movie in exchange for cash, got a disturbing e-mail from set designer Fontaine Beauchamp Hebb.

Hebb’s e-mail, with the subject line: " ’Poor Things’ has been cancelled," said, "Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.

"Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty."

The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals, which included Las Vegas. (Ironically, the plot of "Poor Things" involves two women who befriend and then murder homeless men to collect their life insurance, which is based on a true story.)

If Hollywood is really interested in making good movies they will stop hiring bad actors like Lohan, who they only hire to give them more publicity for their film, which according to revenue per Lohan’s film has never caused her movies to turn a profit. A drawn out, and very dramatic, made for television Lohan DUI trial would make more money in advertising than any of her movies combined.

Lohan would be hell to work with on the set. Stumbling around bumping into people, puking between lines, curling up and going to sleep on other movie sets, then waking up and saying “What’s everyone looking at, I told you I am nod drunk okay,” and pointing at the alocohol monitoring bracelet on her ankle that no one checks.

Next stop in Lohan’s career, the Lifetime channel, or better yet commercials. I’d love to hear Lohan say, “do you suffer from vaginal dryness?” Will this DUI ordeal drive her to drink (more) and do (more) drugs which will send her into another downowrd spiral and lead to eventual death? She’s gonna take the Anna Nicole Smith route, and overdose in some hotel room.