Lindsay Lohan is back to being herself. In the last week she smashed her rented porshe into the back of a truck, and blamed the truck driver, who then hired a lawyer after Lindsay tried to blame the crash on him. The truck driver claims she tried to bribe him into keeping quiet, and lied about being the driver at the time of the crash. Lindsay then said the brakes failed, even though they had been replaced two days before the crash. Police on the scene found a water bottle in Lindsay’s car with alcohol in it, but say she wasn’t drunk so she didn’t violate her probabtion even though she lied to them.
After the crash Lindsay was taken to the hospital, but she was discharged within hours. This was all avoidable since the movie she is working on has a contract with her that says she will not drive, and they send a car to drive her anywhere she wants to go just to make sure. That was only a few days ago.
Today paramedics rushed to her hotel only feet away from her movie set, because her assistant couldn’t wake her up. Good thing she wasn’t in a bathtub. Lindsay’s team immediately told the media she just overslept from exhaustion, which is surprising since no one else filming the movie had any problems, not even the guys hauling around all the heavy equipment. Sounds like a huge coincidence to me. You get better soon Lindsay. We all know how hard you are trying.
Hey guys, let’s all stop picking on Lindsay. This Angel doesn’t deserve our harsh words and phony ridicule!
I bet if you left her a trail of coke from her room to the set she’d make her way down … eventually.
At this point Lindsay is only credible play Bon Scott, Whitney Houston, or Tara Reid.