Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Oxycontin Dad Says

E! Online is reporting that, according to her estranged father, Lindsay Lohan is addicted to not only drugs and alcohol, but also the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin. (pictured is Lindsay at Promises rehab) Her dad told E!:

"I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step."

Michael Lohan himself was an addict, and spent time in jail for a DUI, so he wants nothing better for his little estranged daughter than for her to do her time too. Michael finds out what is going on like everyone else, by reading the gossip blogs. One of these days we’ll see Lindsay on Oprah who will say, "Lindsay brace yourself. I have a surprise for you." Then they’ll bring out Michael, there will be some confusion because Lindsay won’t know who he is, then Oprah will tell her it’s her father, and everyone will break down in tears. Later Lindsay will feel betrayed when she realizes her father, who looks like James Caan, isn’t James after all.

Lindsay is going to be released just before her 21st birthday. That’s like having Rosie O’Donnell fast for 30 days, then release her into a buffet.