Lily Allen Wants to Have a Baby

Lily Allen said she wants to get married and have a baby:

“People think I’m this super confident person who’s all for female empowerment but it’s not true."

“I have every intention of becoming a suburban mum. I want to get married and have children."

“Being followed by the paparazzi is not a life I want.”

"I just hope I can stay famous enough for a little bit so someone rich will marry me."

"That’s all I really care about these days."

"It’s a great job, but it doesn’t leave time for what’s important."

"Like having a family. I’d like to live in the country and have a walled garden, and chickens and pigs."

Haven’t you tried that already Lily? We saw pictures of you smoking while pregnant, and we suspect you could have been drinking too, but we don’t know for sure. We do know you had a miscarriage, and you might have caused it with your bad habits. We can’t imagine Lily having children, unless she gives birth, and a nanny takes care of the kids.

Lily just seems too lazy to handle a busy married life with children. Stick to what you do best Lily, drink until you fall down, smoke like a chimney, fight with the paparazzi, work when you feel like it, and complain about how hard your privileged life is.

There’s a lot Lily will need to change before she should ever consider having kids.