Lily Allen Talk Show Audience Walks Out

During recording of the all-important first program for Lily Allen’s late night talk show, more than a third of the studio audience walked out, saying they were bored and complaining it was "horrible" and "limp." What made things worse is the audience was made up of Lily’s MySpace friends.

One guest said:

"We were all standing about, getting quite tired. She was halfway through her interview with David Mitchell when she seemed to forget the questions and launched into an attack on all the horrible things people had written about her on online chat forums. It was terrible. Even David Mitchell had to remind her not to criticise the very people who would be watching the show."

Lily then showed a series of internet videos showing animals having sex. Cuba Gooding Jr. summed up the mood when he told the audience:

"I don’t know what’s sicker, animals having sex, or you clapping."

Another guest said:

"We were all told when to clap and laugh but a lot of people, including me, were very uncomfortable. Much of the humour was very limp."

Lily Allen is a vile, foul mouthed brat, who has no respect for anyone. She was caught smoking during her pregnancy, and now she’d like us all to feel sorry for her that she lost the baby. Lily will get out of life what she puts into it. She really needs to change herself before her window of opportunity slams shut on her fingers.