Lily Allen Needed a Shower

Lily Allen is best known for assaulting a female photographer in London, and less known for her singing. Here’s more:

Lily Allen had a pint of Guinness poured over head by reggae singer Bobby Kray at the weekend’s Notting Hill Carnival.

The ’Smile’ singer invaded the stage during the performer’s gig at the annual London event, pushing the star off the stage after wrestling the microphone off him.

Responding to the attack, Kray poured Allen’s pint over her head in front of the cheering crowd.

An audience member told The Sun: "Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him.

"He wasn’t very happy, He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed."

Lily Allen should consider touring with Pete Doherty. She can kick the crap out of him at the end of every show, and he can get back on stage and pee all over her head. They’d be married with a kid on the way by the second show.