Lily Allen is the New face for Agent Provocateur

Lily Allen is the new face for Agent Provocateur. Recently Lily lost half her body weight, but she hasn’t lost her bad attitude. The last face for Agent Provocateur was Maggie Gyllenhaal, who didn’t make Maxim’s top ten ugliest women list, probably because she paid them off. I’m not sure how these Agent people stay in business hiring such lame celebrities. It might have something to do with tax dollars, and goverment subsidies, or maybe that’s farming. Anyway, a source said:

"The owners of Agent Provocateur, Joe Corre and Serena Rees, are delighted. They feel her natural look will appeal to a lot of women. She’s in amazing shape since she lost the weight, and the pictures of her are absolutely incredible."

What else would you expect them to say? If they were telling the truth they’d say Lily is slightly overweight, and shaped like a lumpy potato. She wears a girdle to give her that hour glass figure. Although she has a habit of kicking people, and trying to rip the camera from their hands, she’s actually a nice person once you get to know her.