Lily Allen Bought a Beach
Lily Allen is still talking about things she’s done while on drugs or drunk. This time she tells us she bought a beach:
"I bought a beach! It’s in Jamaica, I’m not gonna tell you the road. I’m happy I bought the beach, best drunken buy ever!"
How big is the spot she purchased? It’s probably big enough to put two beach chairs on it.
Lily also says she is going to open a clothing shot with her girlfriend of her brother Alphie.
"I’ve got a really good idea. Me and Jaime Winstone, we’re going to open up a fancy dress shop called Lucy in Disguise." Adding that it’ll not only be a "fancy dress clothes but going out clothes as well."
Lily never has good ideas. Her IQ seems to be connected to her attention seeking behavior.
Lily went on to say she sent a picture of herself without a top on to Ricky Wilson, who plays for the Kaiser Chiefs. Lily then went on BBC1 to discuss her immature stupidity.
When Lily grows up she is going to spend the rest of her life explaining that she isn’t stupid and imature anymore, while she continues to do stupid and immature things.
One good thing about Lily is, she’s honest about how dumb she is. The first step is to admit you have a problem. Nine more steps to go Lily.
lily allen is such a pathetic loser. i mean she shouldnt be bragging about all this sh!t she does drunk. if ur reading this lily allen. ur a crack whore. ur gonna be dead by the time ur 30 and ur disgusting sleeping with 40 year old men. i see u like ur men taking viagra before u do the deed. wtf does that turn u on? shes so stupid everyone thinks ur an attention whore. lay off and stop bragging about stuff that just makes u look like an idiot. ppl hate u what ur music career sucks so bad that u have to brag that u were in a mental institution. ppl just think ur a crazy b!tch now. u should really think about things before u say em. ya britney spears was put away for a bit but not a bunch of times like u. and brits got her together. but u ur killing urself slowly. ur just saying all this sh!t cuz ur an attention whore. ur just a whore in general. im done now theres nothing left to say bout this peice of sh!t.