Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite

Lady Gaga mentioned once that she is a hermaphrodite, but we considered it a rumor until we saw a very revealing video. Gaga said:

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on, it’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.”

The video shows Gaga getting off a scooter on stage, then pulled her skirt down over her PENIS. We always thought Gaga was an oddball, and never seemed to quite fit. The way Gaga dressed was like a gay guy in drag. She constantly professes her love of the gays. She is always making constant sexual references much like very in your face flamboyant gay would. Well the video doesn’t lie. It appears Lady Gaga is really a Guy, and maybe a girl, but definitely a gagger. We’ll just call her Tucker from now on.

There’s nothing special about Lady Gaga. She’s just another drag queen who makes mediocre music.