Kim Kardashian works out with food to make her backside bigger. No matter how big and cottage cheese lumpy that backside gets you all still stare like the television is on. Kim’s day at the gym consists of walking out with a face full of makeup looking like she hasn’t worked out in years. A very pregnant Kourtney Kardashian is in a bikini too, and despite being pregnant she is still three sizes smaller than Kim.
Rumor has it in the scientific community that large celestial objects, and Kim’s behind, can bend space and time.
With all sincerity Kim, “Mooooooo.” (video below)