Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy

Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy in a 12 page layout and will be on the December cover. Here’s more:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt." Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today. And of course, scenes from the Playboy shoot will show up in Kardashian’s upcoming E! reality show.

Usually media whores work their way up from non-nude, to partially nude, fully nude, then once no one cares anymore, porn. Kim started with amateur porn and now all of the sudden she’s shy and conservative. Playboy is doing what Krispy Kreme does. They’re giving me something I don’t need, but love to have, and even though I might not like myself for buying it, I just have to have it. This issue will come out around Christmas, and now after seeing Santa’s fat butt, and relatives’ fat butts, I’ll be able to snuggle up to Kim’s gigantic butt as I drift off to sleep with thoughts of Kim riding eight tiny reindeer and sugar plums dancing in my head.