Kid Rock Gives Advice to Rick Salomon

While on The Late Show with David Letterman, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson’s other ex husband, gave some friendly advice to Pam’s new husband Rick Salomon:

"I wish somebody would have given me the advice I’m about to give Rick Salomon. Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"

It’s too late Kid, Rick already married the cow, and her milk has run dry. He forgot to mention, "don’t forget to wear a rubber, better yet two rubbers, and rinse once in Clorox before taking a shower." Since Rick and Pam are both diseased whores, this advice goes both ways. Kid is pretty broken up over losing Pam. She was the best drinking buddy he ever married, but at least he’s still got his dog, who is better at cuddling.