Kevin Federline to star in Keanu Reeves movie

What do you do when your music career bombs, your wife would rather be bald, lonely and in rehab than spend another day as Mrs. White Trash and you’ve run out of sufficient healthy sperm to fertilize any more un-wedded women? You act, of course!

Having already appeared in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation last year, K-Fed has clearly found his ‘calling’ and has just signed on to appear along side Keanu Reeves, Hugh Laurie and Forest Whitaker in a "small but notable" role in the upcoming movie Night Watch, which is due for release next year. Reeves plays an alchy cop who is framed by his former mentor after the murder of a fellow LAPD officer.

Sounds riveting.

K-Fed will probably be playing himself. An in-bred low-life in jail for inhumane procreating.

Oh, and before I forget… in case you missed it here’s a mug shot of Kevin’s younger  brother Cameron who was jailed in April this year for underage drinking. Good luck and exceptional moral fibre must run in the family.