Kesha Peed on the Sidewalk

Kesha, aks Ke$ha, urinated on a sidewalk in Santa Monica, took a picture of it, then tweeted this statement:

“pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.”

Lucky for us Twitter does not have a spelling filter, so the uneducated can spell words the way they sound. This of course makes reading a more colorful experience, or a teeth grinding experience like someone running their nails down a chalkboard.

The only thing worse than illiterate trashy millionaire celebrities polluting the Internet are those same celebrities polluting our sidewalks with their own human waste. Santa Monica is really nice, and there are tons of businesses on every street that will let you use the bathroom if you really need to go. Business owners would much rather let you use their bathroom than have you pee on the sidewalk for all the tourists to see, and kids to walk through.

Kesha isn’t alone. Back in August of 2006 Pink took a pee on the street in public (pictures below). When you grow up on a farm you’re expected to use nature when you’re miles away from the nearest bathroom, but when you’re only feet away from a bathroom and still too stupid to walk in and sit on the toilet, then you shouldn’t reproduce. Of course, those are the exact people who do have children, and they grow up to be just like their parents.

Out of all the videos below the first and last are my favorite. The first is what should have happened to Kesha.