Kelly Clarkson Tour Cancelled Because Bored “Fans” Forget to Buy Tickets

Have you bought your tickets for the Kelly Clarkson concert yet? Me, neither.

Apparently very few music fans ran out to scoop them up when they went on sale.

Michael Rapino, CEO of LiveNation, one of the tour’s promoters, told The [New York] Post’s Dan Aquilante: "It’s mind-blowing when you stop to think about what Kelly Clarkson has achieved during her young career, but ticket sales have not been what we anticipated. We came to the realization that we had bit off more than we could chew."

Another promoter promises that someday Clarkson will be able to fill up arenas, but right now fans will get to see her "in a more intimate concert environment."

That’s gotta mean that she’ll be more available for private events.

Score! Our faux bar mitzvah is gonna totally rock!