Keith Urban in a Motorcycle Accident

Singer Keith Urban was involved in a minor motorcycle accident Monday morning in Sydney, Australia, on his way to an AA meeting, and he’s blaming…not being drunk, but the paparazzi. The Daily Telegraph say they saw Urban riding his motorcycle near his home, when he lost control and fell off. The witnesses claim they saw a photographer following Urban on another bike. Urban’s rep said:

"Today’s incident was the result of one person’s desire to do his job and my desire to maintain my privacy. Some have already attempted to inflate the facts, but the reality is this; while out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued. I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car, which was making an illegal U-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike. In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car, and continued on my way."

First Keith blames the paparazzi for the crash because they weren’t respecting his privacy, then he blames an oncoming car making an illegal U-Turn for causing his crash, then claims the paparazzi respected his privacy by helping him after the crash without taking pictures. If this is a picture of the accident, then that car must have been making a U-Turn on the sidewalk. Drugs and alcohol can really distort a person’s perception of reality, so you wouldn’t want them on the road driving, because they might mistake you for a parking spot and drive right into you.