Keira Knightley Attacks Drunken Celebrities

Keira Knightley is lashing out at drunken celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc. Here’s more:

"With acting the mystique is what’s amazing. I love that it’s magic, that’s the whole point. The whole celebrity thing is not magic.

"They’re real people proving they’re s*****r than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers. I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that on my own in private, but I try not to."

I love it when two women get down and dirty, mud wrestling, pulling each other’s hair, getting slippery, sliding all over each other, and breathing heavy. What I don’t like is when they forget about me, and go home together. Does Keira have to use the media to hit on Lindsay? Can’t she just use her Blackberry like everyone else? By the way, she’s not skinny, she’s just small boned.