Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Together Again

Reports say that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are back together, and they’re once again discussing marriage and children. Here’s more:

English supermodel Kate Moss has run back into the needle-scarred arms of Pete Doherty. Our man in London spotted the co-dependent couple at Claridge’s hotel last week, having a weepy reunion. Since then, against the wishes of her family and handlers, Moss has been holed up with the Babyshambles rocker in a $4,000-a-night suite at the Mayfair hotel for five days.

Apparently, Kate has forgotten that Doherty told the Mirror - which reportedly paid him $80,000 - that she was "jealous and suspicious" and "a nasty old rag."

In case you forgot, a Vet treating a sick kitten of Pete’s found cocaine in the kitten’s blood. Both Moss and Doherty are both already parents, and what a great dad Doherty is. Before Doherty has anymore kids he should be given an egg to care for. If he breaks the egg, we sterilize him. We could just give him the egg now, and schedule his vasectomy for the next morning.