Kanye West Fake Bisexual Quote

Kanye West blew his mullet right off when he found out AVN posted a fake quote from Allhiphop.com of his that read:

"I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but f*ck it. I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird sh!t, but I am who I am."

The "interview" never happened, and only because Kanye made a stink did AVN and other sites print their retraction. AVN replaced their original article with the following statement:

An Internet rumor that Grammy-winning artist Kanye West was considering a move into porn has been proven false.

Yesterday, an anonymous poster on the website AllHipHop.com launched a thread containing what he claimed were quotes from an interview West did with "writer David Watts". Several adult websites picked up the rumor yesterday, including AVN; Hush Hush Entertainment, the producers of the popular "Blackzilla" line, even issued a press release to offer West a starring role in their flagship line.

The AllHipHop.com hater tripped up when he attributed the West quotes to a magazine which has never run any such interview with West and never employed a writer by the name of "David Watts". The West camp today confirmed the rumors are fake, and the AllHipHop thread was yanked from the site.

AVN ran the West story following its appearance on other adult sites, and regrets the error. Hush Hush has issued a retraction regarding the phony magazine source, but says its offer to West still stands.

Kanye responded to the fake quote with the following statement on his blog:

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SH!T CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! …. IT’S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT … THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO… AND NOW THIS…. SIDEBAR… NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT’S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID!
01.22.2009

A note to Kanye: The haters hate you because your ego is so big. A narcissistic and histrionic personality, like yours, attracts haters, just ask your buddy Perez. Also, typing in all CAPS means you’re yelling. Why do you have to YELL everything you write? You don’t have to yell to be heard. Just say something worth listening to.