K-Fed Denies Britney

Train Wreck Alert: Britney Spears wants to take the "Ex" off of "Fed-Ex." The National Enquirer is reporting (via MSNBC) that Britney wants K-Fed in her life again, saying, "I want my family back!" Yes, when we think of family, we think of Britney. Nothing says I love you like a restraining order, which she is rumored to be filing against her mother.

Although he had suspected that Spears has been stalling on the legalities of the split because of second thoughts, Federline was still shocked when she dropped the bombshell, a “source close to the couple” said. Spears’ rep denies the story.

The phone conversation, which was about custody rights, grew heated and Federline said he wasn’t interested in a reconciliation, the source told the tab. But Spears became upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months “until he saw things her way and came back to her.”

When K-Fed is the voice of reason, you’ve officially hit rock bottom.