Justin Timberlake Now Dating Jessica Biel

At a recent Golden Globe Awards after-party Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were flirting, which caused Cameron Diaz to go from zero to b*tchy in 0.000001 seconds. Before that party Justin was rumored to be banging dating Scarlett Johansson, but Johansson has publicly announced that she is promiscuous by announcing she gets tested for STDs regularly although she denies being promiscuous, and just wants to have fun right now. Honesty is a good policy.

At the recent Sundance Festival rumors are swirling that Timberlake and Biel were hooking up, and are now having a mini-working vacation together.

Biel and Derek Jeter were dating, and even vacationed as a couple in Puerto Rico earlier this month. Just this week Jeter was spotted doing some dirty dancing with Gabrielle Union while at the Michael Jordan Golf Tournament. Golf is a great aphrodisiac.

Biel has really been making the rounds, and has been spotted touching a lot of girls as well. At the Golden Globe Awards Biel was caught on camera patting Maria Menounos butt, and she’s been spotted in her bikini touching and being touched by other girls. Hmmmm.

Cameron Diaz was spotted in Hawaii last week surfing and staying with Kelly Slater. Let’s hope Slater is enough to keep Diaz’s mind off of Timberlake. It looks like Biel is finally discovering her sexual self, and there are a lot of mouths watering over the prospects. Biel looks a lot better in a Bikini than Diaz, and that is saying a lot. Let’s just hope Biel doesn’t become as promiscuous as Scarlett Johansson.