Justin Timberlake Gives $100,000 to Steve Irwin

Justin Timberlake found a way to use Steve Irwin to sell more tickets on his Australian tour. Here’s more:

He told the crowd he had taken a private tour of the world famous Queensland wildlife park during his last visit to the country and had been very impressed by Australia’s love of its animals.

“And when I came here last time, it really hit me … I said to myself: What can I do? So what I did was 50 cents from every ticket sold on the Australian tour goes to Wildlife Warriors.”

The star drew screams from the crowd as he presented zoo director Wes Mannion with a cheque for $100,000.

If Justin really wanted to help he would have just donated the money out of his own pocket, but Aussies don’t like Justin much because he’s so conceited, so he put Steve Irwin’s good name on the tour, without permission, to sell more tickets. That’s deceptive marketing. Now back to Justin:

He then invited the crowd to join him in a tequila toast with his band members to celebrate and to toast “crazy sun-kissed beautiful Australian women.” Dressed in a suit, vest and tie, he complained of the Brisbane heat and suggested he would be more comfortable naked.

“But you have to pay more for that,” he said.

I’d pay for him to keep his clothes on. Justin really thinks his raisin sized balls are a turn on. Stay out of the sun Justin.