JR Rotem and Britney Spears Run Out of Air

JR Rotem has turned Britney Spears on to Zohar, a book on Jewish mysticism. The only problem is, Britney can only read popup books. They stopped at a GNC for more health stuff, but they didn’t buy anything. Looks like they haven’t made much progress on getting Britney healthy again. However, the pair did manage to get a flat tire. The paparazzi changed it, while the cops watched. It must be amazing to be a celebrity. It’s like being a baby. Other people feed you, change your tires, and wipe your a$$. Britney once again adorned herself with a hat, and brought along her dog. I wonder if the dog barks at people when Britney is eating in resturaunts. I’m not a big fan of Britney’s hats. How about putting an apple on her head, and let me try to shoot it off? Apparently Britney will never learn how to exit a car without looking like a trucker.