John Mayer Trying to Get Rid of Stalking Ex

John Mayer has an ex girlfriend who just doesn’t get the message, so John took to one of his blogs to spell it out again:

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such," he writes by way of exposition. "Don’t read too far into this on a personal level … I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be."

Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

This message is either for Jessica Simpson, or Cameron Diaz. I think it’s Jessica, because she’s crazy when she’s in love, and she’s probably a screamer, which means she’s extra crazy.